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[freeskies]

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9/11 misfire

[ladytakamaki]

There's that one time I got mad over a McFlurry...

[freeskies]

I can't imagine why. That desperate for a sweets fix?

[ladytakamaki]

Apparently I was, and I was super drunk? Ugh.

[ HASN'T REALIZED THIS ISN'T VERA ]

[freeskies]

Oh, then I withdraw my former judgment. I sympathize with this feeling quite strongly. It's relieving to see that a woman as lovely as you does as well.

[ladytakamaki]

[ wait that doesn't sound like vera at all-- ]

Oh
Oh oh my goodness I'm so sorry..... That misfire thing happened again?!
This is embarrassing

[freeskies]

No, no, I would hate for you to think I was offended. Quite the contrary. I'm very British, English, what have you. The feeling you're describing is all too familiar.

[ladytakamaki]

I see. I think I get it? You're saying you drink a lot, right?
So...you're Franklin, huh? I'm Ann. I haven't seen you on the app before; are you new?

[freeskies]

My fellow patriots do. And I would truly not be British if this were not something I'd indulged at least once.

[brits absolutely will drink their american counterparts under the table. Without a doubt.]

But, you are correct. I'm charmed, and we've spared ourselves the usual smalltalk, have we not?

[ladytakamaki]

Gosh...you probably have really high tolerance, huh?

I guess so. If there's one good thing about this texting glitch, it's that you really get to talk to new people. So...you're from Britain, right? Why are you in Recolle?

[freeskies]

Would you like to put my abilities to the test?

And I am here on assignment, a quote-un-quote break from my normal stories detailing the consequences of ill-informed policy and imperialism across the continents. But, unfortunately, the subject I am here to investigate is quite confidential still. I hope you understand.

[ladytakamaki]

...In what way?

Yeah, that...sounds too complicated for me, honestly. So you do you, I guess? How do you like it here so far?

[freeskies]

Why, a good, old fashioned drinking contest.

And... let's not rest on my opinion for now. A rare admission, in my case.

[ladytakamaki]

Uhhh
Last time I drank I got banned from McDonald's.....

[freeskies]

I shall endeavor to ensure neither of us are banned from anything.

[he's also british. and doesn't care about drinking ages.]

[ladytakamaki]

My tolerance is super low...